How to Find a Fellow Stoner on a Dating App
| by Lexie Nolen
Being a stoner can present an extra set of complications in the world of dating apps when it comes to finding a fellow stoner. Some dating apps specialize in stoners finding stoners (such as High There and 420 Singles) while others, like Bumble, ask specific questions that reveal one’s smoking habits and beyond. If you don’t want to own your stonerhood explicitly or be smokeless in Seattle, here are some tips and tricks to find the perfect someone to roll with.
Use Keywords: Including some stoner keywords in your bio can be a smart and subtle nod to the culture. You can mention you like reggae, the color green, or flowers. You can also mention your go to munchie.
Show your personality: Mention you like taco bell at 2 am or watching Broad City reruns. Perhaps, hook up your Spotify favorites. Whatever you think best shows off the stoner facets of your persona.
Ask Questions: Once you have matched with your potential stoner soulmate, it’s time to get to know each other. Asking the right questions is a more direct way of finding out if who you are talking to is a true stoner. Casually bring up the question among other relevant questions:
“Do you smoke”?
99% of the time a true stoner will always reply with a question:
“Smoke What”?
Once you have confirmed the person you are talking to is indeed a stoner, it’s time to meet IRL…
For a first date, suggest stopping by Buddy’s (or your local smoke shop) to pick out your date night dank. This is a great way to evaluate your new smoking buddy’s taste. Afterwards you should be ready for some good munchies and great conversation:
“Do aliens exist”
“Is Tupac really dead”
“Who actually let the dogs out”
So, thanks to these helpful tips you can avoid the Seattle freeze by burning one with your new stoner squeeze. We recommend Mojito, a sexy citrus strain from Royal Tree, available now at Buddy’s!
